Snails… your ticket to fame!!
by Norman the NomadDear readers,
As you know, the surrounding countryside is absolutely filled to overcreeping with beautiful big large lovely snails. In fact the Czech Republic exports ten million of them to France, annually, for gourmands to savor.
But what else is there to do with them besides eat them or vainly attempt to banish them from your cabbage patch?
With wisdom from the mouths (or faces) of babes, we find our answer: you ride them to international fame and glory!
Or more specifically, they ride you.
Take a look at young Tiana Walton who has just set a new world record for keepign 25 snails on her face for more than ten seconds.
But you can do better than that…
