Provokator Issue 34: Recess-ion

How Many Blowjobs You Want for That Chicken?

We here at Provokator.org aren’t too worried; we never had much to begin with. Not only because we spent it (preferably on drugs, alcohol, and the occasional ill-placed midget toss wager), but because the ideal behind it is that anyone, anywhere can focus their energy and create an enterprise like this. We are without the benefit of financial endowment, operating as 90% of the world does; hand to mouth and with little or no monetary assistance. (English

 

Contents

Articles

Czech Government Folly by C.McMorrow

The Real McDeal by Frank Martinez

Barter Life by Jack Rooney and Peter Holland

Interview with the Eagles of Death Metal by Marika Ley

Survival of the Fairest by Peter Holland and Alex Jordan

One Person who can say ‘I told you so’ by Peter McDermott

RecessionR17;s just another word for nothin’ left to lose

Back Facts

Springtime for Nazis Near Germany ?
by Alex Jordan and Marika Ley

- There's a bee in the bum of the Neo-nazi scum, and they're not only marching; they're stabbing, beating and setting families on fire along the small towns of the Czech-German border. Recently, they had a guest come to visit....Klu Klux Klan, "ex" Grand Wizard, David Duke...how the f*ck did he (a repeat convicted felon) get a visa...?

We ponder that.....and so should we all.

Mayday in Kreuzberg by Simon Imdahl, C. McMorrow and Peter Holland


STDS (Stuff That Doesn't Suck)

12.05|19:30 BENEFIT CONCERT **: Zdeňek Bína / Yellow Sisters /

Lamborghini String Quartet / Kakofon @ Betlémská kaple, Betlémské square  www.ticketstream.cz


Enjoy performances by; guitarist Zdeňka Bína, frontman / composer for CR's, 123 Minut. The Yellow Sisters move gracefully between styles ranging from funk / RnB to reggae / world music... Lamborghini String Quartet is an energetic young band, who'll jazz up the chapel with their fusion of tasteful and talented musical mayhem. You'll be overcome by the 20 rich voices comprising the chorus, Kakofon, who toy with all genres from classical spiritual songs to modern jazz and experimental music. 
There will also be an exhibition and photo auction at which you can contribute to the Surya project: building a solar powered school (!) for Himalayan children.

 

09.05 Star F*cking Hipsters (us) Fat Wreck Chords, DJ's Pinokio/Super Pilot @ 007 (19:30) 180kc/150kc w/ Dog/Cat food (dry better)

Million Marijuana March from Karlovo Nam. to Parukářka, Zizkov (starts at 13:00)

 

11/05 Drag Ball Bingo Benefit (& 11th day of Mike Fest) @ Friends Bar (20:00)

Come one come all to Drag Ball Bingo!
The most fun you will ever have with Bingo balls!
Join us as we call your number and get the chance to win prizes or cash!

The evening‘s proceeds will benefit AIDS Pomoc and Dům Světla, the only confidential HIV/AIDS testing clinic in the Prague.

Dress up (in Drag if you‘re so inclined) and have loads of fun for a great cause.

The most colorful bingo game Prague will ever see!


13/5/2009 EUROGLOBE SLAM POETRY CZ 19:30 @ Divadlo(NoD)

Básnická bitva české SLAM POETRY špičky, jež proběhne v rámci projektu “EUROGLOBE on tour”, představí nejlepší české slammery: BLÁHOVCE, JAHODU, FOLLA, MASHU, FORMÁNKA, JÍLKA a další.

K poslechu a zejména tanci zahraje KOKTA ŠLABAJZER

Vstup Hlavní program: 80kč


16.05  Zombiewalk
Start: Old Town Square 3:30pm - 6:30pm
www.zombiewalk.cz
May the 16th 2009 will raise the dead again at the second ever Zombiewalk in Prague. The undead first shambled through the city last year with almost 700 mobile corpses participating.
After the march you can stretch your legs at the Zombiewalk afterparty in Chapeau Rouge with  Slovak deathrock band The Last Days of Jesus and Prague's psychobilly group Rocket Dogz. Of course you'll have the chance to dance till dawn at the stylishly undead DJ party - and vote for the finest zombie in the crowd.
 Hordy zombií znovu potáhnou Prahou 




26.05 Sophisticated Soupline:
A Celebration of Soup, Sophistication & Savings with Style

Bohemia Bagel Holešovice - Burger Bar ,

  •  Polish your bowls and spoons! Seven different soups at extremely affordable prices and Bohemia Bagel quality will be chilled or steaming for those hungry for fun buffet parties, fancy dress strongly encouraged.  

When was the last time you wore your tuxedo?

 

Menu will include:

  • Cold Gazpacho Soup
  • Cold Peach-Basil soup
  • Black Bean Soup
  • Goulash Soup
  • Chicken Consome
  • Vegetable Soup (Minestrone)
  • Fish Soup

Prices:
1 soup- 35 czk
2 soups- 60 czk
3 soups- 75 czk
5 soup sampler- 55 czk

Bohemia Bagel Holešovice - Burger Bar , Dukelských hrdinu 48 , Praha 7
(across from Parkhotel, next to Stromovka park)
Tel.: 220 806 541 Open: Mon-Fri 9:00-23:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-23:00
(trams * Tram 12, 14,15, 17, 53, 54)

 
5.05 ZACHRAŇTE ROCK CAFÉ - Action to Save Rock Cafe 18:00 @ Rock Cafe

9.05 Star F*cking Hipsters (us) Fatwreck Chords, DJ's Pinokio/Super Pilot @ 007

      Begin 1pm- Million Marijuana March @ Karlovo Nam.> Parukářka, Zizkov

11.05 Drag Ball Bingo Benefit (& 11th day of Mike Fest) @ Friends Bar

14.05 The Adicts (uk), TxT Bomb (us), Tight Finks (ch) @ Futurum
16.05 Zombie Walk @ Starometska / AFTERparty @ Chapeau Rouge
       w/ Last Days of Jesus (sk), Rocket Dogz (cz)
26.05 Born to Lose @ Cross Club
28.05 Creep Show @ Futurum

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