Don't forget to water the leaves

Tom is too caffeinated in Prague's Tea rooms

One day a long, long time ago some lucky Oriental retard picked up a leaf, put it in some water, sat down, looked at it for awhile, then drank it. He didn't die of dysentery so he figured it must be good. Soon he was selling it by the kilo and everyone fell hard. If you're one of those suckers, here are some Prague tearooms that might or might not soak you, Haiku-style: Dobrá čajovna, Václavské nám. 14. 224 231 480. The essence of tea Here you will not drink alone. Buy a candle too Růžová čajovna, Růžová 8. 222 245 894 They sell teas and shit Like seepers and strainers and Other time-wasters Malý Buddha, Úvoz 44. 226 599 16 If teas make you slim Then why are all the Buddhas So goddamn obese Long Life, Celetná 12. 224 227 070. You will live longer If you drink their fine green teas And quit smoking now U zeleného čaje, Nerudova 19. 257 530 027. Lilac and incense And other hippy type crap But also good tea Pod stromem čajovým, Mánesova 55. 222 251 045 Over one hundred Types of teas on offer here Choose wisely asshole

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