Countless teenage revelers eagerly line the pockets of Superstar Dj’s by supporting their hollow charade with feigned enthusiasm. The blissful veil of house music’s “Unity” pretense continues to fool those swallowed by its slick, Coca-Cola packaging. The verdict is in, and the jury is unanimous: HOUSE MUSIC IS A LIE! Cookie-cutter corporate house machines like Ministry of Sound are running naked in the streets, spastically closing in on chapter 11. Hoards of smaller labels and nightclubs have closed due to the exposure of this obvious charade. Bars and lounges are recapturing the lion’s share of business, eagerly supported by people fed up with screaming in each others ears and eager to get back to social conversation. The scene has seen a monumental shift towards “story” oriented music. R & B, acid jazz, dub and downtempo have never been more popular. The dumbing down of club culture has had an awesome backlash as audiences have matured.
House music requires very little thought, so its apathetic nature perfectly suits the expatriate ethos: Aren’t we hip, hanging with the locals and their wacky dance grooves. Let’s whine about the Czechs, talk shit about each other, create nothing and pop our E’s in peace. Some particularly clever expats have even gone into the house promotion business, selling tired local talent back to you over and over again. They pack Mecca, Radost and Roxy week after week with this uninspired, unimaginative robotic drivel. If I see one more Tráva, Chris Sadler, Loutka, La-di-Da line-up I will projectile vomit! The Open-air festival line-ups have just been announced and Dj’s outnumber live performers by a margin of 3 to 1. Am I the only person out there that has had e-fucking-nough! Bring back the hybrid instrumental/Dj acts. Bring back the live vocals, the eight-piece, the vitality of dynamic, thought-provoking performance, the refined yet energy-soaked bazooka load of sonic joy. Sure, toss in a drum machine, samplers, whatever, but the audience is being blatantly robbed when Dj Bullshit claims authorship of his tunes and then jumps his jet to Lisbon after pocketing his million-crown guarantee. By shelling out for these hollow, music-less charlatans, you are selling out. Audiences are largely to blame for demanding so very little from local club promoters.
This rant is a point of departure for those more discerning about their clubland investments. Any monkey with a PC can fart out a 4/4 dance groove, but when 5000 other monkeys pay 500 crowns to hear and discuss the subtle nuances and validity of said fart, I have to yell, “STOP!” Tell your local venue programmer which acts are worthwhile and why they should book them. Ask those you know and care about if sincerity and integrity have a place in the club scene. It’s all about not languishing in this pit of mediocrity that we call dance music.
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•Rennie Pilgrem Perfecto Breaks Vol 2: (Perfecto)
•Arom: J’ardin Eden (Wagram)
•Ursula 1000: Kinda Kinky (18th St. Lounge Music)
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